HUgeThrupneybits in Acton, Greater london

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I'm a bit late to the game, I glued arse too much to the office chair and now regret having to miss out on opportunities like shagging gents in the pub or in the back of a car. Nonetheless I still have a lot of kick in me, particularly tricks that could make a lad moan.
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HUgeThrupneybits is white, 68 years old and lives in Greater london.

She is married and is 5 foot 0 inches tall with brunette hair and brown eyes and an average figure.


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I'm a bit late to the game, I glued arse too much to the office chair and now regret having to miss out on opportunities like shagging gents in the pub or in the back of a car. Nonetheless I still have a lot of kick in me, particularly tricks that could make a lad moan.

HUgeThrupneybits

Age 68 From Greater london
Looking for discreet fun

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Let s make out like we are still young, you be my Alex Turner, I ll be your Alexa Chung. 

Me: 37, newly separated, fierce, clever, funny, passionate, sexy, curvy, unconventional, arty, lefty, dirty, fun. I dont look remotely like Alexa, I aint no model, but I am certainly not a minger and I use what I have very well. 

You: properly attractive, sexually confident, not an arsehole, able to converse, preferably an arty bastard,comfortable in your skin, funny would be good, intelligent is necessary.

Why here and not in relationships? Because its too early for me. I want someone who can come over for sex and cups of char and chats occasionally, maybe go for the odd drink. You will NOT be married, but you might, like me, have just come out of something heavy and want something light, enchanting, and totally filthy. You will, of course, be D and D free.

Please dont send me a picture of your cock, I am perfectly familiar with their shape and general silhouette. Please do send me a picture of your FACE and a letter of more than one line which does not include text speak, the word pussy, or the word CUM.

I AM into email ping pong, so if you are impatient or incredibly horny, I am not for you.

Alexawannabe

Age 37 From Greater london
Looking for discreet fun

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I am very masochistic and I love hardcore sex  torture  humiliation and however else you want to make me suffer. Absolutely no limits.

hardcore-martha

Age 29 From Greater london
Looking for an affair

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Only looking for 1 off fun at the moment. Safe sex must be practiced and NSA a must so no falling in love ok! LOL

nolove4me

Age 41 From Greater london
Looking for a FWB

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